The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love

Lyrics
Meredith: You say you’ve broken up

That it’s over

Yes you’ve been 'bout

as stubborn as can be!

Ira: You tell 'em, Meredith!

Meredith: But we see from afar

just how cute you are

and the thought of it

makes everyone all squee!

Ira, AJ, Terrance & Meredith: Squee squee squee!!!

Terrance: We don’t know why you're

fightin' the inevitable.

Ira: With you, Terrance!

Terrance: It’s clear to us that you are both soulmates.

Plus you’re kinda the only two

LGBTQ

people I know so, to me, it’s clearly fate!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Meredith: Fate fate fate!!!

Henley: You need to get out more Otis.

Meredith: It’s confirmed!

Ira, Terrance, MeredithIt’s confirmed!

Tim: It’s official!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya: It’s official!

Tim & Maya: The group mind has decide you’re in love!

AJ: Court adjourned!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya: Court adjourned!

Rebecca: Now, kiss a little.

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya: Now, kiss a little.

The mass mob has declared that you’re in love!

Love love love!!!

WhiJo: Rebecca, don’t you have bigger problems going on right now?

Rebecca: Yes, and this is a welcome distraction!

Now you might say We just need a distraction

Darryl: You just said that!

Rebecca: Shh! From the stress and drama of our lives But I go "lalalala" when you swear That there's nothing there

AJ: Your love's the only reason I survive

Darryl: Sorry, what's your name again?

WhiJo: Who is this guy?

Rebecca: It's confirméd

Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya: It's confirméd

AJ: It's ah-fficial

Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya: It's ah-fficial

Rebecca & AJ: The group mind has decided you're in love!

AJ: Say "yes" to long-term

Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya: Say "yes”

Rebecca: Look what I whittled!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya: Hot dang!

The mass mob has declared that you're in love! Love love love

Tim: Everybody stretch! Time to dance!

[dance break]

Darryl: What are you guys doing here?

Paula: We all want you back together, too!

Darryl: Who’s this guy?

Paula: I needed a dance partner and i’ve had a really hard week, so please let me have this.

WhiJo: Okay, so this is not about us anymore.

Darryl: They’re randomly doing ballet now?

WhiJo: That is not the correct dance language for this piece.

Campbell: Stop it! Leave these guys alone. For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends with someone you’ve broken up with!

Terrance: Do you really believe that?

Campbell: No, I just wanted to be in the number.

Group: Kiss kiss kiss kiss! Dance dance dance dance! Kiss dance kiss dance! Kiss-dance kiss-dance kiss-dance Yay!!!

Group: It's confirmed, wee-haw! It's official, yee-hoo! The group mind has decided you're in love!

Maya: Hey, where'd he go?

Tim: Who cares?

Group: Horse!