I Speak Six Languages

I Speak Six Languages is the second song featured in Total Drama Teen Tension and is sung by Seth.

Lyrics
Tracy: Seth speaks five languages.

Seth: No I don’t.

Tracy: Don’t you?

Seth: No.

I Speak Six Languages

Tracy: Oh, six.

Seth: Every language easy

Easy as the recipe for making Jell-O

I Speak Six Languages

And I can say hello

In at least seven more

Tracy: He’s also a champion rugby player.

Seth: To excel in athletics is not difficult if one has the temperament

Apparently

I have the temperament

Yes I score some goals

So unfazed am I

As my life Unscrolls

Unamazed am I

I don’t like to brag

And I won’t ‘cause I don’t have to

But

I Speak Six Languages

All-American in hockey

And anything I do

I do without getting sore

I Speak Six Languages

And I like the theme from Rocky

Though I play Mozart more

Oooooooah

Seth: I achieve my goals

Aaaaah

Seth: So unfazed am I

As my life unscrolls

Aaaaah

Seth: Unamazed am I

Winning is a job (Winning is a job)

And I get no real enjoyment (And she gets no real enjoyment)

But

Seth: Je peux parler six langues

[Aaaaah]

Seth: Carda idio maes simple [Oooooh]

Seth: Jerro oh yo no reshipe no yesashesades

[Sashades]

Seth: Ja gavaru shetz yatzukim

[Yatzukim]

Seth: V'ani yodat shalom

[Yodat shalom]

Seth: Im noch mindesterns sieben mehr

I Speak Six Languages

I am sick and tired

Of always being the best

And the brightest

At every mass

Six lousy languages

And for my height, I’m the lightest

Of the boys in my class

GIRLS

She knows six languages

Seth: That’s 1,

(She knows),

Seth: 2,

(She knows),

Seth: 3,

She knows,

Seth: 4,

She knows,

Seth: 5,

She knows

ALL

Six!